Fifth-Dimension Treatment – Tatsuyuki Tanaka

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GIRL: Not yet?

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GIRL: Are they really going to do it?
BOY: I’m telling you, they’ll do it. Watch.

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DOCTOR: So… what seems to be the problem?

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PATIENT: Uh, it’s just some pain in one of my back teeth. Uh…
DOCTOR: Mmm hmm.

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DOCTOR: I see. The root of your pain does not exist in our dimension. Kishikawa-kun, go get the usual stuff.
NURSE: OK.
PATIENT: Huh?

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DOCTOR: This machine will expand your body into the fifth dimension. Then we’ll get rid of what’s causing your toothache.
PATIENT: Huh?

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PATIENT: Uh… I think it’s just a cavity. What the hell is this?
NURSE: Please don’t move.

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DOCTOR: Just relax. This is a long lost technique from the Golden Age that I managed to get my hands on. Trust me.

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NURSE: Here we go!

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PATIENT: Naaaa…

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NURSE: Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
DOCTOR: Looking good. Looking good.
PATIENT: Everything’s starting to look distorted.

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PATIENT: I… I can see little people.
DOCTOR: That’s fine.

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DOCTOR: Kishikawa-kun. See the toothache spores sprouting up over there? Cut them off.
NURSE: OK.
PATIENT: Oh, that feels nice.

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NURSE: Doctor. The handle is stuck. It won’t turn back.
DOCTOR: Again? It’s such an old machine.

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NURSE: What should we do?
DOCTOR: Just leave it. It’ll come unstuck eventually.
GIRL: Wow.
BOY: Amazing.

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PATIENT: Doctor!!!
DOCTOR: Don’t worry. Don’t worry.
GIRL: Fifth-dimension treatment!
BOY: Yeah!

[Published in Cannabis Works (2003) // Scans via Digik Gallery]

[got this from Pink Tentacle too]

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